Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitaion workers really didn't approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked in a nazal decongestant factory and he played on the company bowling team and every single night he had a strange recurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream but that's really not important to the story. Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist with a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm) but he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number then he got himself a job on a tater-tot farm and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave 20 miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth) and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich (for what it's woooorth)
Then one day Al was in the forest tryin' to get a tan and he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man he was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV so he gives Al a contract and waddaya know now he's got his very own Weird Al shooooooooooww!!!! 😄