Christmas

Why not? Do you have bad breath or something? 🙂

hahahaha....no 😂 However I've attended small private schools all my life and have never really been interested in having a boyfriend...I have many friends that happen to be guys, but no "boyfriends"

Well, you should work on that. Depsite all the headaches of a significant other, they do have many other perks! 😉

*rings weddingbells*

THat's the way to scare them off. Well done, yerss.

like you would say:
mission accomplished

I am proud of you.

well ... don't make it a habit!

But I intend to.

you hate your life huh?

Hate my life? Because I'm proud of you???? Hmmm.

or you are depressed

Neither, I'm just proud.

strange ... very strange
must be because it's almost christmas

No, it's because I wuv ya. 😉

easy there!
don't take advance because Lara isn't here!

But I DO!

first you try to hit on her, and then when she isn't around you start hitting on me!

Because you're so superb.

yes, I am but that's no reason