Britney Spears Married

Started by fungrl5155 pages

i just wanna say one thing. didn't she marry a childhood friend who's also one of the dancers? my friend told me that. though, really, i think she's a slut with no life and should learn to make better decisions. basically, i hate her. but, all the obsessive bs fans can scream and yell that she 'got married' though technically now she didn't.

nah my favorite quote about her is spear brittney

i said it in the other thread and i'll say it here i wish i were that guy if the marriage lasted overnight.

I heard she was really a man, with all the hormones, genitalia, hair and stuff... but then one day she met mickey mouse, and mickey showed (the artist formerly known as Brian) the error of his/her/it's ways and used Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom backwards roller coaster ride..

at DisneyLand Paris

(NB: characters may act differently on different days, depending on the person inside)
...to transform into a woman by reversing the flow on the testosterone and turning it into oestrogen..

Brian then had a renaming ceremony where he became Britney, which consisted mainly of a dance contest

transformation obviously still in porgress

after a few more operations with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon,

Britney was well on the way to being a fully fledged woman
to help her look more feminine in the public's eye, she..
stood next to a "dwarf"

wore how much of a man are you? Tshirts

After a few successful years in the pop industry, Britney's popularity started to drop, so she kissed a woman...

A few internet rumors started circulating that this was no act of lesbianism, but the strange sight so rarely seen in modern culture - i man kissing a woman... alright a transexual kissing an old woman....

nevertheless britney got worried that her secret might be out so she decided to marry a man and divorce him the morning after. end of story.

👆 I was ABOUT to post that. Good job burly. Good job.

that's a great theory but just one glitch it couldn't have been michael jacksons plastic surgeon cuz he looks terrible.

Merging the two enthralling Britney threads!...
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✅ good call texmas

i agree with nora. plus i need to get a tee that says "spear britney" the quote jugg mentioned. 😆

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burlyman, that was awesome!

Originally posted by burlyman
I heard she was really a man, with all the hormones, genitalia, hair and stuff... but then one day she met mickey mouse, and mickey showed (the artist formerly known as Brian) the error of his/her/it's ways and used Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom backwards roller coaster ride..

at DisneyLand Paris

(NB: characters may act differently on different days, depending on the person inside)
...to transform into a woman by reversing the flow on the testosterone and turning it into oestrogen..

Brian then had a renaming ceremony where he became Britney, which consisted mainly of a dance contest

transformation obviously still in porgress

after a few more operations with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon,

Britney was well on the way to being a fully fledged woman
to help her look more feminine in the public's eye, she..
stood next to a "dwarf"

wore how much of a man are you? Tshirts

After a few successful years in the pop industry, Britney's popularity started to drop, so she kissed a woman...

A few internet rumors started circulating that this was no act of lesbianism, but the strange sight so rarely seen in modern culture - i man kissing a woman... alright a transexual kissing an old woman....

nevertheless britney got worried that her secret might be out so she decided to marry a man and divorce him the morning after. end of story.

Burly darlin how do you know this 😖hifty:

Originally posted by burlyman
I heard she was really a man, with all the hormones, genitalia, hair and stuff... but then one day she met mickey mouse, and mickey showed (the artist formerly known as Brian) the error of his/her/it's ways and used Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom backwards roller coaster ride..

at DisneyLand Paris

(NB: characters may act differently on different days, depending on the person inside)
...to transform into a woman by reversing the flow on the testosterone and turning it into oestrogen..

Brian then had a renaming ceremony where he became Britney, which consisted mainly of a dance contest

transformation obviously still in porgress

after a few more operations with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon,

Britney was well on the way to being a fully fledged woman
to help her look more feminine in the public's eye, she..
stood next to a "dwarf"

wore how much of a man are you? Tshirts

After a few successful years in the pop industry, Britney's popularity started to drop, so she kissed a woman...

A few internet rumors started circulating that this was no act of lesbianism, but the strange sight so rarely seen in modern culture - i man kissing a woman... alright a transexual kissing an old woman....

nevertheless britney got worried that her secret might be out so she decided to marry a man and divorce him the morning after. end of story.

I LUV BRITNEY ALWAYS AND FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT STUPID THING SHE DOES!!!!!

Not to be rude..........but.............
She totally know's she is a role model to young girls, how is kissing someone of the same sex only for publicity and getting married just to get it annauled in a few hours setting a good example. It's people like her who corrupt the minds of children today 😬 And the sad thing is she's still popular even though she's trash 😠

Brittany Spears needs to be taught a lesson some how. What should it be?

spanking!

But who gets to spank her? What's the fair way to decide that?

they should let ger stay marry or let her give half the money to he exhusband.

let them fight over it.

You have a contest, of course! Pepsi should have the "Who gets to spank Brittany" contest. If I won, I'd totally do something to sabotage and embarrass the singer.