I heard she was really a man, with all the hormones, genitalia, hair and stuff... but then one day she met mickey mouse, and mickey showed (the artist formerly known as Brian) the error of his/her/it's ways and used Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom backwards roller coaster ride..
at DisneyLand Paris
(NB: characters may act differently on different days, depending on the person inside)
...to transform into a woman by reversing the flow on the testosterone and turning it into oestrogen..
Brian then had a renaming ceremony where he became Britney, which consisted mainly of a dance contest
transformation obviously still in porgress
after a few more operations with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon,
Britney was well on the way to being a fully fledged woman
to help her look more feminine in the public's eye, she..
stood next to a "dwarf"
wore how much of a man are you? Tshirts
After a few successful years in the pop industry, Britney's popularity started to drop, so she kissed a woman...
A few internet rumors started circulating that this was no act of lesbianism, but the strange sight so rarely seen in modern culture - i man kissing a woman... alright a transexual kissing an old woman....
nevertheless britney got worried that her secret might be out so she decided to marry a man and divorce him the morning after. end of story.