Man I love vicki! She's so hilarious!
When she's talking to the class and she goes to leave
and the teacher reminds her baout her baby and she says "S'alright you can keep it, got loads at home!" ๐
and the slimming club sketches I love too!
"Fish & Chips"
"Whats that?"
"Fish & Chips"
"Eh? what... Must be some foriegn dish"
Writes on board - Curry.
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Or because she's put on weight they say they're gonna have to suspend her until she loses weight!
"WELL SCAAAARRREWWWWW YOOOOUUU!!!"
Such a great show! Genius!
Piggle ๐
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my favourite quote from the show ~
judge - in face of the overwhelming evidence against you, do you stand by your plea of not guilty?
vicky - no but yer but no because what happened was right was this thing happened what you don't even know about shut up! i weren't even supposed to be anywhere near there but then meridith came over and started stirring it all up started calling me all these things what i'm supposed to have done but i aint never even done it alright?
judge - right. but you admit you were in superdrug at the time
vicky - yeah well the thing is it aint as simple as that is it cos what happened was right there was this whole thing and meredith said it weren't a thing but it was, but don't listen to her cos she's a slag
judge - meredith. who is meredith?
vicky - ohmigod don't even go there. meredith right done that thing but she don't know about it. she was too busy getting off with thing.
judge - thing?
vicky - craig! god don't you know anything? anyway right so there was this whole thing what you don't even know about or something or nothing. oh shut up!
judge - right.
vicky - so you're right, i was supposed to be doing home ec but i wasn't, i was on the phone to jules, but anyway, don't listen to her cos she's missed a period
judge - jules?
vicky - well that's right! blame jules as well! jules got enough problems anyway cos her dad done this thing and now her mum's on pills. anyway it aint even her real dad it's her step dad but she's not supposed to tell anybody so you better shut up. but don't listen to me cos i'm a slag
judge - uuh, did you do it?
vicky - yeah.