One For The Women ;)

These should make you laugh ladies 😛

A WOMAN'S PRAYER:

Now I lay me
Down to sleep,
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep,
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags,
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away,
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

🙄 😂

i could use a prayer like that ✅

🙄 ok... im not female but i felt like reading it anyway. And now i wish i hadnt 😛

Five tips for a woman.... 😉

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

§pearhead - 😂 its great! 😛

sAM - whys that then? 🙂

😮 i guess i fill the laughing criteria 🙄

do you say that prayer?

i may be a guy but i still wanna look my best, and if praying helps, then pray i shall!

😂 yep! 😛

yeah sometimes Mike 😛
Apparently im not bad looking so it must be working! 😂

I say go for it Sam 😉

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
😛

🙁 poor males... 😊 funny though!

😄
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?

A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
😂

Q. Why do women have breasts?

A. So men will talk to them.

😄

😂 so low...both of them...

😂
He said... I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

🙄 i wish i was witty enough to come up with somethin. but im very dumb.

😂 👆

nah your not.

i got these sent to me on an email so dont worry babe 🙂