New Years Resolutions 2002

Ush, if you really are going to do that...
if you're going to bring the books to the shops yourself, you don't have to pay the distributor that much

Heck, I'M not going to self-publish! It's too much work.

well, you have a contract, they make the books, you drive around giving it to the stores

Really! I know someone who wrote a book and brought it to stores, it went really well!

Me drive, eh?

Anywayyyyyyy...

New Years Resolutions.

taking the bus/train/whatever then...

New Years Resolutions: I never had those... can you buy them in the shop?

Maybe in Belgium

You can buy anything in Belgium: guns, illegal fireworks, politicians... so I guess New Years resolutions are easy to come by.

and lots more queeq!

pfff, New Years resolutions are ALWAYS the same!

Well lets see. I was going to get my torn earlobe fixed this past year, so I think I'll just bump it to next year.

Thats about it.

Torn earlobe? That's soooo kewl 😎

I resolve to:
1) Continue looking absolutley fabulous
2) Appear on the cover of Ush's new book
3) Steal King Jedi's summer job
4) Transform Finti into a Björk fanatic
5) Kill Mickey Mouse

1) Continue looking absolutley fabulous
So your standards are VEEEEEEEEEERY low then

2) Appear on the cover of Ush's new book
With the title: The last of the Björk lovers

3) Steal King Jedi's summer job
You and work? 😂

4) Transform Finti into a Björk fanatic
If you do that, you get 1000 Bef from me!

5) Kill Mickey Mouse
Hey, if you need help, pm me!

............6) Comatose a smart ass Belgian 😈

Not sure that's a verb, Tex. Bad grammar, even when used to insult yerssot, will not get you on the cover of my book...

Well I'm not sleeping with you, if that's what your getting at!
😉

So I guess Yerssot will be gracing the cover then? 😛
😈

luckily I'm not smart! So you are going to "comatose" FM???
Happy hunting then ...

Ow goody! Will I be on the cover? And I didn't had to do a thing for that!
(Tex, you are soooo jealous)

My resolution is to quit drinking. . . 🙄

NARF!

Like that would ever happen!

3) Steal King Jedi's summer job

You can lap dance, KJ??? OH my my my 😱 😂