Sexy Latina!

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Sexy Latina!

Now That I have your attention:

"As
slow as molasses in January." There was one memorable exception to that truism. And it was a deadly one.

Forty minutes past noon on 15 January 1919, a giant wave of molasses raced through Boston. The unseasonably warm temperature (46 degrees) was the final stress needed to cause a gigantic, filled-to-capacity tank to burst. 2,320,000 gallons (14,000 tons) of molasses swept through the streets, causing death and destruction.

Eyewitness reports tell of a "30-foot wall of goo" that smashed buildings and tossed horses, wagons and pool tables about as if they were nothing. Twenty-one people were killed by the brown tidal wave, and 150 more were injured. The chaos and destruction were amplified -- and rescue efforts were hampered -- by the stickiness of the molasses. Those persons attempting to aid others all too often found themselves mired fast in the goo.

The day after the disaster, The New York Times reported:

A dull, muffled roar gave but an instant's warning before the top of the tank was blown into the air. The circular wall broke into two great segments of sheet iron which were pulled in opposite directions. Two million gallons of molasses rushed over the streets and converted into a sticky mass the wreckage of several small buildings which had been smashed by the force of the explosion.
The greatest mortality apparently occurred in one of the city buildings where a score of municipal employees were eating their lunch. The building was demolished and the wreckage was hurled fifty yards. The other city building, which had an office on the ground floor and a tenement above, was similarly torn from its foundations.

One of the sections of the tank wall fell on the firehouse which was nearby. The building was crushed and three firemen were buried in the ruins.

Boston is not a city that forgets anything easily. There are those who claim that on a hot summer day in the North End, you can still smell the molasses.

what was the point of that 😕

i feel so let down......why crash?.......lol that was a good one anyhow

I've heard that before.
Still funny!

😑

I could sure use a sexy Latina right now and a nice big vat of molasses! 😮‍💨

i didnt read it ...

😠

you're always mad...y?

cramps.

Originally posted by stinkfist462
i didnt read it ...

me neither! is 2 large!😄

Maybe This?

On 9 July 1993, Garry Hoy, a 38-year-old lawyer with the Toronto law firm of Holden Day Wilson, did indeed plunge to his death from the 24th floor Toronto Dominion Bank Tower in front of several horrified witnesses.

The firm's spokesperson said Hoy ". . . was testing the strength of the window. There was a lot of joking about how the window wouldn't open maybe on a hot day . . . Apparently, it was the second attempt [at testing the window] that one of them popped out and he went through."

As well, a Toronto police officer reported that Hoy ". . . was showing his knowledge of the tensile strength of window glass and presumably the glass gave way. I know the frame and the blinds are still there."

Our advice is to apply the same rule to architecture as you do to computers: Don't ever bet your life on windows not crashing

D's mom could replace TH in my opinion. Only she makes comedy out of the truth. Which is even better. Cause its true.

Oh and.... if you look under the smilley box, you can have about 75 MORE smilies....

much better..C.o!..thanks!😄😄😄😄😄

Originally posted by Crash Overload
[b] D's mom could replace TH in my opinion. Only she makes comedy out of the truth. Which is even better. Cause its true. [/B]

Sometimes Crash, I wish you were my son instead of DeNiro. 🙂

AWWW, THAT'S JUST MEAN!

That can always be arranged......... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Dogbert
AWWW, THAT'S JUST MEAN!

Do not ever use ALL CAPS with me, young man!!! 😠

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!