I wish I was gay, those people really know how to party, and they drive the kewlest cars, live in the swankiest areas, have those hot women falling all over them. I was at the Virgin Megastore here in Dallas, it's located uptown in the heart of the gay community, and this gay Indian guy comes up to me and tells me that he wants to steal my eyebrows cause there sooooo 'electric'! I almost died laughing! Gay people are sooo nice and funny! So if you think I'm gay, I'll take it as a compliment 🙂