A bit nippy

Started by ToMacco5 pages

All the snow here is begining to melt.

OH, but it will be back.

Tex jogs??? Somehow that doesn't seem quite in character...

He runs to the candy store ๐Ÿคฃ

The lake by my house, White Rock Lake, was voted one of the best jogging locations in America by Mens Fitness Magazine. Jogging is fun and I get to show off my legs to all the fine athletic babes ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Candy Store!?!? I think not, Tomacco has to roll to his candy store ๐Ÿ˜›

Show off your legs? what the hell? Do you shave those legs?

I thought before you said you were fat.

And I do 'roll' where ever I go. In my phat hoopty ride! "Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin', keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!!!" . . . . yeah whatever. ๐Ÿ™„

I gained 10 lbs over the summer, those suckers are gone and now I am looking delicious! Shave my legs?!?! Christ no! I dont have bushy hairy wolf legs like some people! ๐Ÿ˜›

Delicious huh? Well you can rest assured I won't be eating you!

Too spicy for you eh? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Oh no I love hot! It's bland like you that I can't stand!

๐Ÿ™ I think I'm gonna be sick. ๐Ÿ™

Your jealous cause I'm finger lickin good and you taste expired ๐Ÿ˜›

*barfs all over*

FINGER LICKIN GOOD
๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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*releases Antrax in Texas*

*cough**cough*ARRRGHGHGHGHGHHGHHG *thump*

hmmmm, that's not funny

a little funny

hmmm ... white powder ...

yerssot, are you a coke fiend?

as long as it's not pepsi!

I love Dr. Pepper, but it gives me the runs ๐Ÿ™