Smoke my Poll!

Started by Tired Hiker2 pagesPoll

Poll

What did I actually do today?

31 total votes

I opened up my own water-slide park featuring the Seven Hour long water slide ride. If the place closes and you're still slidin', to bad, you're locked in! 2 votes

6%
I started my own brewery and we used giant pyrex vats to heat our brew. During the cooling process the vats shattered because my idiot business partners used cold water!!!!!! Damn, flooded the entire block with beer!!! 1 votes

3%
I single handedly re-created the battle of Ghettysburg at an old folks home using multiple costumes and fake blood and live rounds of ammunition. Caused a few heart attacks. 3 votes

10%
Ate at IN-N-OUT BURGER & bought groceries at Albertson's. Plus I checked the movie times, but nothing was playing that I haven't seen or wanted to see. 6 votes

19%
Stole Speilberg's next idea and decided to produce it before he does. 2 votes

6%
I was watering my garden and my pet eagle, Bernard, finally returned after flying off to Alaska to visit his wife and kids. He got so excited to see me he pooped on my head, silly bird! I didn't get mad though, how can you get mad at a Blad Eagle!?!?! 2 votes

6%
I got married to Brittany Spears, then we got an enullment. 3 votes

10%
I gave birth to the first Great White shark ever born in habitat! 1 votes

3%
I watched Fellowship Of The Ring, Two Towers, then I watched Return of the JEDI!!!!!!! 9 votes

29%
I was abducted by aliens and they had their way with me. I kind of liked it so I toured the galaxy with them and then they dumped off in some eerie star system where I'm lucky they even have DSL. 2 votes

6%

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Smoke my Poll!

So, who will light this place on fire by guessing the right answer, hence . . . who will smoke my poll! See, it's not perverted so it shouldn't get closed. 🙂

😮

Dogbert Senior Member

i voted for "I watched Fellowship Of The Ring, Two Towers, then I watched Return of the JEDI!!!!!!!"

TH, out of curiosity, how long does it take you to make a poll\thread like this?
btw, funny thread title 😂

jacksparrow22 Senior Member

in n out burger thing?

gabimr2 Gaâbii =)

I vote for the alien thing.. didnt read it..just selct it😇

lil bitchiness -

Its kind of hard to tell 🤨

Id say you got abducted by aliens...👆

But i voted for the watching of the films...LOTR and return of the JEDI!!!!!!!!!!

Baylin Back in story!

Voted for the LOTR's and ROTJ one cos I could!

lil bitchiness -

ok ok i'll admit!!

I ticked every box!! Its not not possible for any of it to happen, in fact if to anyone the biggest probability is that it would happen to Hiker!!

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Originally posted by Dogbert

TH, out of curiosity, how long does it take you to make a poll\thread like this?
btw, funny thread title 😂

First I storyboard the ideas and then submit them to my writers, then they add to my ideas and polish the tone of the piece, then I approve it and the proccess usually takes about ten to fifteen minutes. 🙂

Baylin Back in story!

Wow you sound so professional... 😛

Dogbert Senior Member

Well, it's a very professional thread 🙂

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

😂

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

My writer's names are Jack Daniels and Mary Jane.

lil bitchiness -

I love Jack DAniels..you get a brownie for havng a good taste!! a...''space cake'' brownie!! 😄

VallejoKid707 avatarless

Umm... In-N-Out (Yum!) and/or The 3 movies.

Darth Revan -

The eagle one cos it was funny and you spelled "bald" wrong ✅

Baylin Back in story!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
My writer's names are Jack Daniels and Mary Jane.

Oh lucky you! I find my ol' mate Jack and his mate Jim tend to befuddle my brain rather than inspire me... 🙁

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Originally posted by Baylin
Oh lucky you! I find my ol' mate Jack and his mate Jim tend to befuddle my brain rather than inspire me... 🙁

That's why Mary Jane is there to keep them in line! 😂

Baylin Back in story!

😂

LarryTheArch Restricted

HE GOT MARRIE TO BRIT of course!

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Right! 🥷 🥷 🥷 🥷