I was having fun! Leave me alone! I was simply reliving my childhood. Oh yes I remember the days when my Grandad would take me to the beach in Wales, I would go running straight into the Sea and come running back half an hour later saying "Grandad, my Wellies are leaking!" as he pulled them off and poured a litre of seawater from inside them! Those were the days!
I'm sorry to say it my dear Raz but that makes you officially and Oddbod! You should be proud of that anyway. I call many people freaks but only the elite graduate to Oddbod status!
Mind you you weren't studying first year medicine! If you had I guarantee you would have been contemplating suicide by now!