The Witch strikes back!

Started by Edna Witch8 pages

Of course I hate it! what the hell kind of student would I be if I actually LIKED my course?

Ha ha, Edna...

Sorry, queeq, no Mammoth. We would have ended up just as frozen if we had gone looking for it.

My toes were like ice cubes! Wellies just don't keep your feet as warm as they did when we were kids! Splashing about in the sea was just as fun though! 😄

Swimming would have been fatal, though.

Swimming would have been foolish! I don't understand why you didn't give it a try! 😄

Well, you made a couple of good attempts to fall into the water, I noticed.

I slipped! my hammer was much heavier than yours! Yes don't think I didn't notice you gave me the ridiculously huge one!

I offered you the smaller one, I think you will find!

"Born to be on the beach," you told me. Pah!

I was having fun! Leave me alone! I was simply reliving my childhood. Oh yes I remember the days when my Grandad would take me to the beach in Wales, I would go running straight into the Sea and come running back half an hour later saying "Grandad, my Wellies are leaking!" as he pulled them off and poured a litre of seawater from inside them! Those were the days!

Did you fall over because of your heavy hammer then, as well?

No silly! I was overwhelmed by childhood excitement and simply wen into the sea too far so it came above my Wellies. Of course I never admitted that!

If you had done that with us the other day you would have gotten frostbite.

I noticed you started hacking into the chalk with the same childish enthusiasm I once displayed...

Originally posted by Edna Witch
Of course I hate it! what the hell kind of student would I be if I actually LIKED my course?

Hey! I liked my course....well the first two years anyway...what the hell kind of student does that make me?

I'm sorry to say it my dear Raz but that makes you officially and Oddbod! You should be proud of that anyway. I call many people freaks but only the elite graduate to Oddbod status!

Mind you you weren't studying first year medicine! If you had I guarantee you would have been contemplating suicide by now!

or genocide 😈

Scary.

What exactly is genocide anyway?

plain murder

Genocide is the act of destroying a race or species.

unis 🙄