English please >> some ppl take french!!!
ok I say we re do this one ... clean slate .. it is going no where ........ where should we start .. * thinking*
"Turtles like to swim " said will dreamily* temperarily suffering from a bonk on the head at the bottom of th ocean.
" I think he is coming back " ,"whelp.. can you hear me " said jack
"I like th e color maroon" Will blacks out.
" right mate, and you were expecting me to carry uo home... I don; thtink so ... I'll le elizabeth do the dirty work." dusting off his hands and bowing to the uncontious Will.
Later that night Elizabeth came running from her mansion to carry her fiance home.
" WILL how did this happen ... well I was fishing this afternoon when you told me to pick up some potatoes. i dropped a quarter in the ocean,, and went to pick it up when I realized it was a 40 foot drop ... i het my head .. and jack was in his underwater bubble talking to dory, marlin and nemo so he saved me I guess and now I am here.
of course Will didn't answer. Elizabeth rolled her beady eyes and removed his corset.
"It's gone are you okay now?"
"Take of the leaderhosen too."
"FINE!"
"okay now i can talk."
"What should I do?"
"Kill Jack."
"WHAT WHY?! HE SAVED MY LIFE."
"yes but heroism doesn't matter dear, it's that..."
"What will?"
"His hair...it's not pompus enough."
"I geuss i see your point."
"Okay now i must return to the job i hate but keep it somehow to learn how to fight when really i am just incappable of wooing you."
"Bye then."
Will returns to his shop which had been painted purple.
"Damn them pirates whom i hate, see i can hate them because i KNOW i'm not one. Wait a minute something in my shop is not right...oh yes the donkey is stampeding counter-clockwise. No, oh my a pirate *girlish shriek*."
"This is the second time mate! Ouch! my head, too tired to fight...better sleep."
SUDDENELY A GIANT HIPPO CRASHED THROUGH!!!!!!!!! He walked over to elizabeth and slurped her up and ran off. Elizabeth was in the hippos tummy banging her hands against the sides screaming.
WIll ran after her for a few steps and said, "Well I put up a good fight, let's go watch some Oscar MAyer weinrer commercials-"
"No! Let's go chase after the pretty hippo mate! COuld lead somewhere....exotic or something." Jack interjecting, picturing a few beautiful women, and some rum.
"Okey Dokey, lemme go pack some pantyhose and my extra lederhosen and we'll be off!"
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I dunno if this is random or anythin lol u don't have to use it
"Jack was my daddy really a pirate?"
"No, your mother was a hamster...your father smelled of elderberries."
"Oh so that explains the lederhosen?"
"Certinatley, i was thinking of calling this "The curse of the purple hippo" what do you think?"
"Well the curse of the pretty lederhosen would have been much mo- hey! what curse?"
"Oh right, when i asked the bannana for his poop it was a curse, i braided it in my hair, looks mighty fine huh?"
"Jack your risking your life for another memorbilia hair token?"
"Memorbilia? I found these things on the floor of a jail cell."
"We're approaching the purple hippo,please will i know it's near impossible but try not to moon the sun while parading about in parachute pants."
"Damn Jack, what are you doing here?"
"I have come to steal the hippo and take the cow."
"What cow?"
"Elizabeth of course."
"How'd you escape the trap i set you?"
"When you left me on that island with that one godforsaken cup of bannana pudding you forgot one ignsignifigant thing mate, I'm- dammit Will! i said no mooning the sun while wearing parachute pants."
"Sorry, it's in my blood."
Will giggled when the sun turned around and mooned him right back. "Silly ol' sun! He should leave the mooning to the moon! Hey! That sounds funny!"
"Will, mate, i told you that if you drink pop rocks in pepsi it'll turn you brain into a thong; it hurts, and it's useless. So I'll just stick you in this box until the pop rock pepsi wears off." Jack told him.
"We must go after the hippo! It ate my girl who was wearing my favorite sock! They were so comfortable!"
Jack stared him in the eyes and said, "Mr. Turner, do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only one who cares for those socks." And at that he shut the box, hoisted on the magic carpet, and shouted, "TO THE JACKMOBILE!"