I would get a flamethrower, ax, some guns, explosives, and some sharp objects. I would stock up on food and water. I would then go into my cellar and create an underground fortress where the zombies would not go becaus ethey are stupid and moronic. I would also go out and burn those mothat f*ckas with my flamethrowa just because 1. I am an a$$hole, and 2. It is fun.
basic survival tips.
1. wear from fitting but comfortable clothng. Nothing baggy that can be grabbed.
2. Shave your hair, or cut very short. Make it to short to grab onto.
3. Remove anything on you that makes noise. Stealth may be very important at times.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. mopeds get great gas mileage and move upto 30 mph, not very fast but significantly faster than zombies.
6. always have a backup plan for every possible situation.
7. Look out for number one. Help others if you can, but if you can't Jesus will understand.
also. always have at least one trustworthy person with you. You need sleep, no way around it. With another person you can sleep in shifts.
conserve ammunition.
conserve ammunition.
conserve ammunition.
also, always have a secondary weapon handy.
always keep a decent cigarette lighter and a small can of lighter fluid or other flammable substance.
No matter how queer they look, a fanny pack stocked with supplies is smaller and harder to grab a hold of than a back pack.
conserve ammunition.
LMAO 'no matter how queer they look'
what we would all do is DIE
senator: mr presedent there is a zombie threat
bush: launch the nukes...we will destroy the rest of the world with chemical weapons so they dont die horribly
senator: but sir wont they die hor....
bush: WHO is president?
*launch*
*BOOM*
rest of world: WHAT THE **** WAS THAT FOR!!!! *launch*
*boom*
england: HEY russia back off the nearly hit us
russia: OH eat me posh boy
England: oh il show you! *launch BOOM*
zombies: whoah whats goling on...run!!!! *attempt to run back to their graves..going slower than an asthmatic snail*
germany: hey england...who do you think you are
england: dont start AGAIN
germany: oooh *launch* *BOOM*
*zombies get back to graves and go away*
THE WORLD IS SAVED!!!!! or is it *scene pans out to desolate plain with trees houses and peopl burning*
WW3 has begun 😛