Remember Raz:
Top ten problems with the Death Star
10) 15,000 gun emplacements and they STILL can't hit Wedge.
9) Lines for bathrooms in the morning two miles long.
8) Even with Windows 95, Vader still cannot get DOOM to run properly.
7) It's politically correct name would be " The heavenly body that causes living impairment."
6) When the trash compactor overflows, its just plain NASTY.
5) Sophisticated sensor equipment can detect any intruders except Jedis and smugglers.
4) Girls just aren't impressed by a "small moon."
3) Mummification chamber for Tarkin is too small.
2) Computer paneling actually decals from the bridge of the starship Enterprise.
1) Despite being the ultimate symbol of power in the Empire, HBO still costs extra.