The G Club

*hugs* i hope so *drinks more of martini*

i want a hug. Any body want a hug? I'm love deprived, arent I?

*hugs placebo*

ur loved!!!...but you don't get my special love, sry.

alright now lets get some people in here

Well, the 1st thing you need to do to attract customers is get some girls in here 😉

there are no girls here no girls dance anymore at least we lost the only girl that danced for long long time

(walks in) Quiet in here....

(pulls out a 'tickle me elmo' slaps dress on and places it on stage)

Shake that furry ass!

(thinks to himself 'this is what it's come to?) Barkeep, I need a drink 🍺

ok that is messed up take that thing off the stage or you get no drinks

lol I agree who the hell put that there.... 😕

(Drop kicks elmo out the window)

now ....about that drink...

what would you like and where is the boss

I would like the boss...errm second that I'll take an absinth instead...looks for sugar.

the boss is taken and i forgot you can't litter you hafta get elmo we don't want any trouble with the police

The Boss is HERE!

*goes into back room to change*

thank god

ahhh sh!T.... goes out look for the damn thing. (bloodybartendermofomakinmegetoffmyasssunofa!!)

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I don't Understand.

(walks back in) all sorted barkeep.

Now how the hell does one get a dance in this place?

no girls here except the boss and she doesn't do personalls

I see said the blind man with the deaf and dumb dog.

Well then....

that

kinda

sucks.

looks like you need to bring in some more talent huh. Any plans in the works to sort this out barkeep?