The G Club

*hands you list*

ok well hang on a sec
*hands over a few beers and shakes up a martini and sets it next to the beers*

now then where are the girls i finally get a day off and there are no girls

Originally posted by sandman26
now then where are the girls i finally get a day off and there are no girls

Well you stoped serving alcohol Jugs, all the ladies left 🙁

(Slides photo from before across bar) Here bud this will keep you warm tonight 🙂

oh who is that your grandmother?

Originally posted by sandman26
oh who is that your grandmother?

ahhh little too small, furry and red to be my grandmother...wait a sec...small?...yup...furry?...well certainly...and red?...well everyone has their bad days...hold on! it IS my grandmother...(snatches photo back)

😛

hahaha funny guy funny guy stink i'm buyin this guy a drink

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cheers

Just eighteen, old enough
Got some money, buy some stuff
Can't stay in with an empty fridge
Need alcoholic beverage

I'm drinking beer, yeah, I'm drinking beer
I'm drinking beer, yeah, I'm drinking beer

Spent the night drinkin' house red wine
And throwin' up on cars outside
So now I need a change of gear
Ain't drinking shite, I'm drinking beer

I'm drinking beer, yeah, I'm drinking beer
I'm drinking beer, yeah, I'm drinking beer

Tried a trendy cocktail it
Had an umbrella - tasted s**t
Now I know there's just one drink for me
And that's a Fullers ESB

I'm drinking beer, yeah, I'm drinking beer
I'm drinking beer, yeah, I'm drinking beer

*takes beer back* your drunk

Getting sloshhhed...more drinking songs!

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Now what are the joys of a single young man?
Why, boozing, bloody well boozing
And what is he doing whenever he can?
Why, boozing, bloody well boozing
You may think I’m wrong or you may think I’m right
I’m not going to argue, I know you can fight
But what do you think we are doing tonight?
Why, boozing, bloody well boozing

Boozing, boozing, just you and I
Boozing, boozing, when we are dry
Some do it openly, some on the sly
And we all are bloody well boozing

Oh what are the joys of a poor married man?…
And what is he doing whenever he can?…
He comes home at night and he gives his wife all
He goes out a-shopping, makes many a call
But what brings him home, hanging on to the wall?…

And what do the moral majority run down?
And what are they banning in every town?
They stand on street corners, they rave and they shout
They shout about things they know nothing about
But what are they doing when the lights are turned out?

you are really drunk

Originally posted by sandman26
*takes beer back* your drunk

awww

well that's the last bloody time I drink and sing drinking songs with you! Geez some peole just don't know how to swing a glass. 🙂

your right in real life i don't drink very much really just a drinjk now and then but i never get drunk anyway i'm outta here cya later and don't burn down or destroy the place *walks out door gets in truck and rives away*

*walks out door gets in truck and rives away*

LoL now who's had to much... maybe should have taken his keys so he couldn't (hickup) rive away.

oh well I'm off too then...one for the road... 🍺

Well you’ve been a splendid audience, but now the time is passed
So don’t you all be letting the door hit you in the ass
You’ve been a lovely audience, but enough is enough
We’d take a drink kindly if you’d all just bugger off

Here’s to barkeep and waitresses been serving you your beers
They’ve put up with your noxious breath and stupid drunken leers
Be leaving all your money on the table when you go
For all you’ll have a throbbing head and nothing else to show

Here’s to all the lovely people who might be waiting for the band
And thinking one of them might make a charming one night stand
Please don’t be offended, this song’s not meant for you
And we’ll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through

So you’ve been promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
But truth be told you’re far to drunk to stand up straight and piss
So give it up you bloody sots, you’ll not be getting laid
And the sooner that you’re out the door the sooner we’ll get paid

Originally posted by sandman26
there are no girls here no girls dance anymore at least we lost the only girl that danced for long long time

Originally posted by sandman26
now then where are the girls i finally get a day off and there are no girls

Placebo, would YOU linke a job as a Dancer? *crosses fingers, closes eyes and prays like a manic nun*