The G Club

aw, poor syren's brain

Spear, there's 3 more up there, light them and stick them back up!

*switches lights off so torches give out eerie glow*

👿 I feel like dancing..........

*returns to shreding the napkin*

*stumbles thru semi darkness to back room to change*

Make urself comfy ppl......

*gestures to sofas and beanbags........and Bar*

*pulls up chair to watch syren dance*

how intriguing...

Well...when fire is involved...😈 *unorthodoxly lights the torches with a zippo and rearranges them strategically in the room*

*re-emerges in Christina-like dress, aka piece off shiny stuff draped carefully over rude bits*

jawdrop

*hides in a corner with a stack of napkins*

*puts Jaimeson on jukey*

*climbs up steps and positions self in centre of stage, back to audience*

*begins to wind hips in motion with music, still facing back of stage*

*runs hands up sides and thru hair*

*shreds the napkins*

*flame light plays all over body and hair, skin glistens sexily*

*winds body around pole, leaning back and thrusting hips slowly against pole*

*winks at Link*

* leans back further, lifting leg up pole and siding around slowly, dropping gently towards floor*

*adjusts collar, sips margaritas, leans forward and stops blinking*

*lets go of pole and crawls slowly across floor towards edge of stage*

*kneels up and throws head back, running hands down body and flowing hair around*

*sighs and stands up smoothly*

*turns and bends over, giving front row glimpse of underwear*

*runs hands up inside of legs and continues to wind to the music*

*anxiously awaits the song to end so he can pounce on his wife*

*song ends and I jump off stage, landing catlike next to Link*

Hey baby.........

*picks up syren and hugs the daylights out of her*

Hey sweetie...i missed you!!!