Lotr ABC's
A is for Aragorn - Arresting and aimiable but really needs a bath.
B is for Boromir - Burdened by Hobbits and doomed to die before the excitement really began.
C is for Celeborn - Curtailed by Galadriel and not allowed to play with the Hobbits.
D is for Doomed - Which the fellowship is.
E is for Elrond - Also known as Agent Mitzi Half-Elven (ode to Hathhaldir) who can't be bothered to clean up the mess of his fore fathers.
F is for Figwit - Finding his way to the council but nobody knows why.
G is for Gimli - Who smells like a Dwarf, Talks like a Dwarf and to Legolas's chagrin is actually a Dwarf.
H is for Haldir - Having never been outside the Golden Wood he really needs a vacation.
I is for Imladris - Immortal home of Elrond called Rivendell by Men because mortals are so stupid.
J is for Jaded - Which Saruman has become
K is for Khazad-dum - Watch out for the Balgrog Gandalf!
L is for Legolas - Leading all the fangirls astray.
M is for Merry - Who hopes he'll be master of buckland when this is all over.
(continued... duh)
N is for Nazgul - Of which there are Nine but none of them know how to swim apparently.
O is for Old Toby - Bilbo's favourite and which he is smoking while his nephew goes off to die.
P is for Pippin - Who isn't sure if he's coming or going.
Q is for Quest - Like I said they're all doomed
R is for Radgast - Who always get's left out of the fun
S is for Sam - Who will kill you if you try anything (ode to VSD)
T is for Tom Bombadil - Who also always get's left out of the fun
U is for Undomiel - Arwens last name, poncy elf tart, we haven't forgiven her for Glorfindel yet.
V is for Valinor - Where are the Elves are going just in case things don't work out too well.
W is for WitchKing - Who drowned at Bruinen but will be back for more!
X is for X - Because there is nothing that begins with X in middle earth.
Y is for yuck - Because that scene where the Lurtz get's born is fairly nasty!
Z is for Zirakzigil - You'll find out what that is in The Two Towers!
dude where's my ring
does anyone know where to find dude where's my ring?!?! i am dying, i cannot find it anywhere.. it is so funny, and it seems to have dissapeared off the internet, but it has to be somewhere..?
anyway, if anyone knows where to find it i would love you forever!!!
email me at [email protected]
thanks!!!
My baby...all forgotten in the bowels and dark spaces of the LOTR forum.