The Pledge

I don't know what I would be considered. I was raised Catholic, but I would always daydream that the white marble Jesus on the Cross way up high in the Church would jump from the cross and do three flips and land on the alter. Then the white marble color would dissipate like powder or chalk dust right when Jesus lands. Then, when the dust clears, it is actually Spider-Man, and the Green Goblin busts through the stain-glass window and . . .. seriously, I would either daydream or sleep in Church. I guess I'm a Comic Book Agnostic.

Shut up ya stupid commie, jesus was a mushroom and that is all.

I ate jesus then!!!!

well sh-it, i ate him to does that make me gay

um...honestly, i thought the jesus would move in church, lol
i fall asleep every once an a while.

ps why is member a dirty word? huge member

😂 lmfao!!!

😮‍💨 I heard that Joseph had sex with Mary and that the bible was a story written by some vagrant toothless guy to cover Mary's affair!

"Quick!, write the Bible!!!" Said Mary!

Damn Goths. Ofcourse I used to say god in it. But I aint in Elementary Skuu no mo.

well tired hiker, that is an informed statment, the truth is just that the truth, and once this is realized then the world will fold unto itself and reveal the inner reaches of knowledge and mind hence the significance of the love affair between jesus and the moose of truth thus end the age old question of - should or shouldn't i - i think we should

that was the Da Vincci code i think, or sumthin like that.

It's all just a big cult anyways.

Originally posted by Quiet Hiker
well tired hiker, that is an informed statment, the truth is just that the truth, and once this is realized then the world will fold unto itself and reveal the inner reaches of knowledge and mind hence the significance of the love affair between jesus and the moose of truth thus end the age old question of - should or shouldn't i - i think we should

But what if the Moose is a suicide bomber?

Hey Loose, go to edit options and make yourself visible. There are some here who think I am you! 😉 😱

Atta boy!! 😂

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