southpark xmen: http://x-men.toonzone.net/park.php
I kno its been posted before, but they're funny
Look what i found 😄
Things you will NEVER hear on xmen:
Prof. X: "What are you weirdos doing in my house?"
Wolverine: "No, I do not want a beer. Give me a chocolate milk."
Kurt: "Jäwohl, mein führer!"
Kitty: "My dear Scott, would it not be a more feasible solution if I were to simply phase my hand through this peculiar device, in order to render it inoperable?"
Mystique: "Go recruit your own henchmen, Magneto. I need to spend more quality time with my children."
Professor X: "Okay, here's how it is. Rogue, Mystique is your mother. Kurt is your brother. Pietro is Magneto's son. God, it feels good to get that off my chest."
Magneto: "Sure, it's nice to manipulate metal and all. But you should see how easy it is to format my hard drive."
Kurt: "Screw my holowatch. I'm going to school without it. And if everyone sees how I really look, I don't care."
Lance: "Hmm... saying 'I'm gonna rock you' three times an episode is getting old. I need a new catch-phrase."
Pietro: "Sorry I'm late!"
Sabretooth: "Won't you take some more tea, Logan?"
Wolverine: "You're too kind, Victor."
Professor X: "WHASSUUUUUUUUUP!!!"
Juggernaut: "Who's my favorite little brother? Gimme a hug, Charles!"
Wolverine: "Pass me that bottle opener, will ya?"
Mystique: "Dammit, Magneto. If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times - STOP PLAYING WITH MY PAPERCLIPS!!!"
Professor X: "I'm sorry, but I just don't think you'll fit in here."
Jean: "Could you pass the potatoes, please?"
Magneto: "No, I can't lift that bicycle. It's made of aluminum, and aluminum is not magnetic. How many times do I have to tell you? Iron, nickel, and cobalt. Those are the only metals I can manipulate."
Professor X: "May I ask who's calling?"
Sabretooth: "Hack hack cough HAACCKK!! Ugh - hairball."
Contractor: "I don't know what's been going on here, Professor Xavier, but you have GOT to start taking better care of your house."
Rogue: "Zip-a-dee do dah, zip-a-dee ay! My oh my, what a wonderful day..."
Kurt: "Trowa, I'm going to use this Gundam to destroy the whole crazy universe!"
Scott: "Uh... what are you talking about, Kurt?"
Kurt: "What do you mean, what am I talking about? It's right here in the script."
Scott: "For God's sake, Brad, this is the third time today! We are doing X-MEN, not Gundam Wing!!!"
Kurt: "Well, excuuuuuse me, Mr. Never Mixes Up A Role! I seem to recall YOU ranting to Scott about Duo just yesterday!"
Logan: "He's got a point, Kirby."
Scott: "Shuttup, Scott! You're no better than he is, dithering constantly to Venus about Megatron!"
Jean: "Yeah, well at least I don't yammer about Yota 24-7 like Maggie over there!"
Kitty: "Hey!"...
Kurt: "I'm Kurt! No, I'm Yota! No, I'm Quatre! No, I'm Mousse! No, I'm -"
Scott: "STOP IT!!!"
Scott: "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
Lance: "I do bite my thumb, sir."
Scott: "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
Lance (to Todd): "Is the law of our side, if I say aye?"
Todd: "No."
Lance: "No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my thumb, sir."
Wolverine (to Mystique): "Let's see if you bleed blue."
Boom Boom: "I've had it with being a slut. I'm devoting the rest of my life to the service of Christ."
Magneto: "PEACE MAAAAN!"
Kurt: "KITTY SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!! GODAMMIT!!!"
Prof. X: "Now what do we do?"
Prof. X: "Why do you need the phone?"
Kurt: "Well, I was watching the shopping channel, and they have this new IGIA Hair Remover!!! Only 3 easy payments of $19.99 plus shipping and handling!"