Originally posted by AlexRyder
I'm STILL sick, I have a slight cold, but I'm outta the hospital and starting school again in a month...not that that's good...but whatever!How are you?😄
very well...thank'ee lass...gowan' ave yerself a pint o' the green ale...there be plenty meal, aye an' plenty herring...clover
cheers
*St. Paddies*
Next week...
Irish jokes...
His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.
A young gentleman sitting at a bar with his pet pig asks for a couple of drinks. The confused bartender said no animals were allowed at the bar. The man proceeded to say "Ah, but this is a very special pig. Just last week there was a fire in the house and that pig came charging out of his pen into the house and woke us all up . Then a few days later my son fell into the pool and that pig was grazing out on the lawn, and he came running and jumped into the pool and saved my son. " "Well " said the bartended "I guess this pig is very special so I'll get him a drink. By the way I noticed that he is missing one leg, what happened? " "Well said the young man, when you got a pig this good you don't eat him all at once !!!"
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