Originally posted by sauron
yes people and that was feanor livepools number one D-J belting out todays tunesluckily for you lovely listeners we have a special treat feanors jewels have been stolen , so our 'host' feanor will be performing his song live!
yes melkor this ones for you!
...always gotta up one me ey...
ehem...okay you die hard radio fans...after that we'll take a commercial break...
*commercial*
*woman's voice*
have you ever had one of those days when a thin one just doesn't seem to do the job? well i have...that's why i only use sauron's panty liners extra thick for those heavy days...sometimes, when i'm at the beach you can't even tell i have one on...so if you ever worry try sauron's panty liners...
*man's voice*
now sold at the finest local markets in the women's section...now in four sizes...
okay i'm back...newsflash! i just got off the phone with retired singer Melkor. says he's gonna do a duet with Sauron and sing "All we need is love" can you [censored] believe it? that's right you heard here first...
*plays*
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Originally posted by Discos
erm, i have been away and this question, i am sure, has been asked so many times that it has become annoying but when are we getting a new mod(s)Discos - can we apply to be them π
I'm not sure of either of these questions...
I vote for two mods, one on each side of the world, so there's modding going on at all times β
robbie williams angels plays, feanor begins to sing but galadriel takes over
and through it alllllll he offers me the one ring,
i really know that i cant sing
but im doing it anyway
i will not take it
i am a seeeexy elf
melkor: hey give me the mic
*gets mic*
I HAVE TOOK THE JEWELS!
*feas voice* ever met failures like these on the streets? asking for change, paper, your pants, well, when your a prissy elf like me you cant afford beggar slime so use this, 'odour du feanor' the smell of real urine! guarenteed to drive away any unwanted jewel theifs
Originally posted by sauron
*feas voice* ever met failures like these on the streets? asking for change, paper, your pants, well, when your a prissy elf like me you cant afford beggar slime so use this, 'odour du feanor' the smell of real urine! guarenteed to drive away any unwanted jewel theifs
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*in between bouts of laughter*
just you wait...i've got to get my composure back before i can reply...
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