*wakes up* NOOOO!!!! NOT THE CHILI!!!!!
Oh, sorry....Nightmare....Oh hey Pippin...where did he go?
*looks around and spots Pippin flirting with some other girl. Storms toward him, swaying, and slaps him. Drags him to the other side of the room and pours ale on his head* YOU *hiccup* STUPID *hiccup* FLIRTY HOBBIT!!! *hiccups and falls again*