First Annual Tig Party!!!!!

I hate maths... but I'm good at it, nevertheless...

yessssssssssssssssssssssss ok
only if i get it out
if my father shows me i'll teach u an easier way to do it

I hate science, and I should be working on science project which is due in like an hour. *is guilty*

did u do lit hw?
I'm tryin to do it now, but i dont know how much to write

hahahhahahahah! check this out!

ff.net is blocked on my computer! I have an acccount there, but tis dormant now... 🙁 Mostly I wrote insanity and Les Miz, I can't write good LotR stuff. ❌

awww, poor baby! shall I post the story for you to read? it was funny...

elf_chick *hates this newbie*

ugh I hate when ppl write fanfics about Aragorn and Legolas together!!

Originally posted by Phoenix
awww, poor baby! shall I post the story for you to read? it was funny...

Yes, please!

And also, do you guys still consider me a newbie? *is worried*

she's a little... weird...

ok then

Iirima, when you came, you weren't a smart alike that thinks they own everything. You're a sweetheart 😉

ying, how could u be a newbie when i checked the stats, and they said of all the ppl posting on this thread, u came in second

<b>Disaster at its Best.</b>

Pairing: Legolas/Aragorn implied (quite a bit too)

Warning: Bad language and a furious elf

Summary or A/N: Legolas is pregnant, and it’s bringing out sides of his personality that would have been better off hidden. Aragorn is the unfortunate father, and get his fingers crushed in an attempt to comfort. This is just hilarious. Don’t bite me or anything for writing this crap. R&R instead!

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Legolas: Ai, it is splitting me in two! I am dying! I am going to die!

Gandalf: Now, have courage, master Elf. I hardly believe would have you killed, simply giving birth...

Legolas: SIMPLY!?

Gandalf: Oh you know what I mean! Er...

Legolas: Ai, it would! It will! It will just to spite me! The world is evil and so is Fate! And life is cruel, so cruel... Curse it! CURSE all of it! And CURSE YOU!!- (turns to Aragorn, fuming and seething)

Aragorn: Meleth nín...- (takes a step closer, about to kneel at his side)

Legolas: STAY AWAY!!

Aragorn: But honeypie...- (reach for his shoulder)

Legolas: DON’T TOUCH ME!! You filthy excuse of a man! This is all your fault!!- AAAII!!! OW! Aragorn-where are you going DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE ME NOW YOU INSENSITIVE-

Aragorn: But I thought...-

Legolas: AI! AI! It hurts! Elessar, meleth, hold me! Please! Hold my hand!

Aragorn: Of course, my lo-

Legolas & Aragorn: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Legolas(whimper): Will it never stop!?

Aragorn: Sweetie, love, you’re crushing my fingers... darling?

Gandalf: It will stop Legolas, do not despair... You have been in labour for only-

(Legolas glare warningly)

Gandalf(nervously): Ehm, ehem. You’ve been in labour for an whole half hour, I mean...

Legolas(wails): How long does it usually last?

Aragorn: Pumpkin? My fingers? Please? OW! I’m quiet... I’m quiet...

Gandalf: 24 hours at the most, I should think...

(Dead silence)

Gandalf: Um...

Legolas: *insande rant of hysterical cursing*

Aragorn: Ow.. Ow.. Ow!

Legolas: AND YOOOUUU!!!!- THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU AND YOUR MOONLIT STROLLS AND ‘I JUST WANT TO KISS YOUR SOFT LIPS LEGOLAS’ ‘I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU LEGOLAS’ WELL WHERE IS THAT PATETHIC PROMISE OF YOURS NOW, YOU BIG TROLL!? WELL!!? WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!?

Aragorn: I love you?

Legolas: *another rant of similar curses, cut off by a cry of agony, followed by a whimper – acoompanied by Aragorn, whose hand is still held by Legolas*

Gandalf: Now now, Legolas, I know you are hurting, but you can fight this, I know you can! You are stronger than this!

Legolas: You are right, Mithrandir... Besides, the pain will lessen with time, will it not?

Gandalf: Eh...

Legolas: W H A T !??

Gandalf: It gets worse, a lot worse...

Legolas: *squeak*!!

To Be Continued.....

Its just a funny Bloom4ever.. not serious...

((do you have a nickname at all? so I don't have to type Bloom4ever each time... ))

call me tassie, phoenix, or some ppl just call me Bloomi

and your not a newbie Rima, you're special!

bloom4ever did ur mother get through and read what u wer

I like Bloomi 😄