First Annual Tig Party!!!!!

Started by Aurora2,250 pages

hold on a min!

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I need not be pushed off the dance floor for I am already standing...it is a bit early and I am not all that drunk as of yet...

I can certainly sing you all a song to dance to

wont work 🙁

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh hiya people

- Beginning to sing -

Sing all ye joyful, now sing all together!
The wind's in the tree-top, the wind's in the heather;
The stars are in blossom, the moon is in flower,
And bright are the windows of Night in her tower.

Dance all ye joyful, now dance all together!
Soft is the grass, and let foot be like feather!
The river is silver, the shadows are fleeting;
Merry is May-time, and merry our meeting.

Sing we now softly, and dreams let us weave him!
Wind him in slumber and there let us leave him!
The wanderer sleepeth. Now soft be his pillow!
Lullaby! Lullaby! Alder and Willow!
Sigh no more Pine, till the wind of the morn!
Fall Moon! Dark be the land!
Hush! Hush! Oak, Ash, and Thorn!
Hushed be all water, till dawn is at hand!

*dances* lol

- Drinks more ale and begins to sing again -

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Thats what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!

your on early sauron! good morning!!! *does the chicken dance*

early on...😖 its half four PM where i am 😛

*chicken dances with aurora 😛*

- Sings yet another tune -
O! What are you doing,
And where are you going?
Your ponies need shoeing!
The river is flowing!
O! Tra-la-la-lally
here down in the valley!

O! What are you seeking,
And where are you making?
The faggots are reeking,
The bannocks are baking!
O! Tril-lil-lil-lolly
the valley is jolly,
ha! Ha!

O! Where are you going
With beards all a-wagging?
No knowing, no knowing
What brings Mister Baggins
, And Balin and Dwalin
down into the valley
in June
ha! Ha!

O! Will you be staying,
Or will you be flying?
Your ponies are straying!
The daylight is dying!

To fly would be folly,
To stay would be jolly
And listen and hark
Till the end of the dark
to our tune

Toodle pip y'all!!!! How are you all my good and friendly folk? Could that be ale in the jug?

That is is Trickster...please pour yourself a pint and join the party !

Are you now the host?
*pours drink, downs it and picks up keg. starts drinking*

i think the idea of a host just kind of disappered after everyone got really drunk

🍺 ale is good though so being drunk with no host, at times, is ok

yes your uhhhh..... hostess is drunk

tsk tsk...can you not hold your licqour ? ( falling from the chair with laughter )
Oh, it seems I might be a bit drunk as well...who's ready for another keg ?

me me i am always ready for anouther keg 😄
i get plasted everytime i come here maybe next time i should drink less... never mind, that would never happen

mememe!!!! oh I learned a valuable lesson today....... don't play the lottery when drunk....... a, e, i, o, and u are not concedered #'s........lost lots of money!!