Ah, that was a good one Aurora...here is another ye might like...
A blonde woman in Rohan had two horses, but she couldn’t tell them apart. So she asked her hobbit neighbor for advice. He suggested that she cut the tail off one of the horses.This worked until the other horse snagged his tail on a fence accidentally cutting his tail off.So the neighbor suggested notching one of the horses’ ear. This worked until the other horse snagged his ear on a fence accidentally notching his ear. So the neighbor suggested measuring the heights of the horses.And sure enough, the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse.
For my Elvish friends...
One day Grima Wormtongue is walking along the road when he trips on a rock. He kicks it, and out pops a powerful Maia from the First Age! The Maia says to him, "I will grant you three wishes, but choose wisely." Grima thinks for a second and says, "I wish to be the richest being alive." The Maia nods, and suddenly he is surrounded by heaps of jewels and gold and silver. Grima smiles a wicked smile and says, " I wish to be the wisest being in the world." The Maia nods and gifts him with lore greater then Saruman. Then Grima says, "Finally, I wish to be totally irresistable to women." And the Maia turns him into Legolas
the scene bilbos 111 b-day partys 😄
bilbo: come children and i will tell my story
children: AGAIN!!!
bilbo: come here...i made it a bit more modern...
children: this i gotta hear 😄
bilbo: here we go
My name'z Bilbo Bagginz and I'm for hire
I'm the best damn burgla' in the whole f***'n Shire
I got brains, I got moves, got a magic ring
Got a big damn dagger by the name of Sting
I jacked a cup from that lizard sucka Smaug
Found out 'bout his belly and got him shot like a dog
I ripped the Arkenstone right from under Thorin's nose
I made a righteous rep, as even Gandalf knows
But my best damn score was in the Mountains of Mist
Played the Riddle Game with Gollum, and he got dissed
"What do I got in my pockets?" and the cat was beat
Grabbed the Ring, put it on, made a quick retreat
Now I live at home in a life of ease
The kids I thrill and the ladies I please
But there's more to the story, as you'll soon see
'Cuz this Ring's makin' holes in our security
The Elves and the Eye got a score to settle
Over this precious little piece o' metal
So sit back, cuz, an' you'll see what I mean
It's "Tha Lord o' the Rings" by my man Tolkien
Word!