My "The Gospels" Page!
And he laid upon the round table the 11 Commandments and they were such...
1. Thou shalt not kill another God. Maiming counts as killing as it is a hinderment to our consumption of divine brownies.
2. Thou shalt not hit on my daughter, Demi Goddess of of Pouty Lips and Disobeying Ones Fathers.
3. Thou shalt not steal my food.
4. Thou shalt write on paper and not orange peels from henceforth.
5. If thou must show bad fashion thou must keep it minimal.
6. Thou shalt not hit on my daughter Vil.
7. Thou MUST shower.
8. Thou shall not use spam as a projectile object.
9. Thou must not ever become serious.
10. Thou shalt always be devoid of the basic rules of spelling.
11. Thou shalt unber NO circumstances consider thyself good enough to hit on my daughter Vil.
If thee do not follow these to the tee I shalt raiseth my eyebrow and freak you outeth. And if thy heart is not pure in followingth these commandmentsth you shalt have impending Doom forever! Doom Doom DOOM DOOMY DOOM DOOMY DOOM DOOM!!!!
And the Gods were very worried and Vil was very mad alsoeth. (- Celebalqua)
The townspeople came to Rondel and said: We must have a City Meeting, would you please chair it for us? And the God Rondel said unto them: Yes, it is your doom that you should have me do this thing. DOOM I SAY! And the townspeople were confused and began bickering amongst one another about the problems of the town and Rondel proclaimed unto them DOOM doomy doom doom. And the people stopped bickering and looked at him in stunned silence. And Rondel smiled and said, "Has anyone seen my daughter....or the Ranger" and the people looked in vain for the one called Viogg, for he was in the shadows lurking therein. (-Elanor)
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My "The Gospels" Page!And he laid upon the round table the 11 Commandments and they were such...
1. Thou shalt not kill another God. Maiming counts as killing as it is a hinderment to our consumption of divine brownies.
2. Thou shalt not hit on my daughter, Demi Goddess of of Pouty Lips and Disobeying Ones Fathers.
3. Thou shalt not steal my food.
4. Thou shalt write on paper and not orange peels from henceforth.
5. If thou must show bad fashion thou must keep it minimal.
6. Thou shalt not hit on my daughter Vil.
7. Thou MUST shower.
8. Thou shall not use spam as a projectile object.
9. Thou must not ever become serious.
10. Thou shalt always be devoid of the basic rules of spelling.
11. Thou shalt unber NO circumstances consider thyself good enough to hit on my daughter Vil.If thee do not follow these to the tee I shalt raiseth my eyebrow and freak you outeth. And if thy heart is not pure in followingth these commandmentsth you shalt have impending Doom forever! Doom Doom DOOM DOOMY DOOM DOOMY DOOM DOOM!!!!
And the Gods were very worried and Vil was very mad alsoeth. (- Celebalqua)
The townspeople came to Rondel and said: We must have a City Meeting, would you please chair it for us? And the God Rondel said unto them: Yes, it is your doom that you should have me do this thing. DOOM I SAY! And the townspeople were confused and began bickering amongst one another about the problems of the town and Rondel proclaimed unto them DOOM doomy doom doom. And the people stopped bickering and looked at him in stunned silence. And Rondel smiled and said, "Has anyone seen my daughter....or the Ranger" and the people looked in vain for the one called Viogg, for he was in the shadows lurking therein. (-Elanor)
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Gospel of ELIAJH
And Eliajh came to them and said in his extremely cute, holy voice "Erm, where am I..." and the people were shocked and hit him with cheese.
Gospel of BLILY
"Oh great Blily!" said the townspeople, "bestow on us such random sayings that we might frighten others and create lauhghing fits." And the Great Blily did so and there was much confusion. And the Great Blily said in his wonderous scottish accent "standerbys" and the townspeople rejoiced in the baths of confusion.
Gospel of DIMONIC
Then the King Dimonic came and the townspeople asked "Who are you?" and he replied "I am Blily!" and there was much rejoicing. And then said the Great Dimonic, "No, I wasn't, I started to make up lies there for a moment." And the townspeople were very confused, but there was much rejoicing and ale anyways.
DIMONIC, ELIAJH AND BLILY formed the Holy Three. ELIAJH was unofficial head as he arrived first from the mists. BLILY was the Peacekeeper . DIMONIC was the Usurper . And so the Mighty Three formed the Band of Strangeness and Brotherhood and the people rejoiced. And the HOly Three said unto their worshippers: "You must worship and remember Us by eathing chocolate and brownies and being generally sillying our most kewl names. And the people said "sure".