Single/Married/Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

"A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al " - Paul Simon

Single. 🙁

why so gloomy when you are single. The spirit should be YOUNG FREE AND SINGLE with lots of oppertunities

Edna, you must be referring to those types who are in a relationship but judt don't have the courage to admit it.... 😂

Ok, maybe a little restrictive in the options. But I still don't see how 'technically' comes into it. What is it that you people wanna hide... 😂

why so gloomy when you are single. The spirit should be YOUNG FREE AND SINGLE with lots of oppertunities

No you dont, there are times I wish I was single again

Never again, nearly trod that road and it was the biggest mistake ever.

Happily married and staying that way 'Til Death Do Us Part'

'Til Death Do Us Part'

What's the worst thing about being married or attached?

compromising

Like over what to watch on T.V (a great Scottish invention)? 😮‍💨

It can't be any worse than being single at Christmas and New Year. It sucks.

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It can't be any worse than being single at Christmas and New Year. It sucks

It's still not the same. You can't kiss you're mum like you would you're girlfreind. Unless you're Belgain. 😛

😂 you dont kiss to much on christmass to full with food.

Compromising ? Is that what its called ? *makes note*

BTW, thanks for the song, finti. Actually, I like that song although I'm not a big Paul Simon fan.

Originally posted by King Jedi
What's the worst thing about being married or attached?

single, technically 🙂

had girlfriend, don't want to get married, and it's all crap

Another one of those technical types huh?

Yers, how old are you? 16 right? You really don't wanna be making decisons about marraige at 16, trust me. No one at 16 generally wants to get married, but in a few years time I'll ley good money that you'll change your mind.

Jesus, don't I sound all old and preachy..... 😉

Hey, I don't have anything to hide about anything, nor am I afraid to admit anything. Tecdhnically.

Yeah, whatever you say Ush...