Single/Married/Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

I appreciate my other half...

He doesn't appreciate you 😛

I don't think he would agree... 😛

Good flirting. 😉

Yes To, you're right. It's a real mutual appreciation society at our house... 🙂

And it's something that, I now know, I would never give up for anything. What a perfect wast that would be.

I was only joking about not being happy To, I've only been married 18 months and it's still bliss.

Marriage should be about making a statement to each other, not the government or your god. Mrs.MM's family are a bunch on freaks and I don't see a whole lot of mine so we did a runner to Sri Lanka and got married with just the two of us there. It was tip-top. 😮‍💨 😄

Marriage should be about making a statement to each other, not the government or your god.

So living together without getting married is the way 😄

SINNER!!!!!

Oh, wait, I don't believe in Sin...

what is sin?????

Exactly

To the sin-bin with you all! 😠 😈 😉

Looks like this one isn't gonna get any more useful...

how about them spouces??? 😄 😄

Not today, thanks. 😄

why not? 😄

I don't think he's offering.

her or .... 😈

Hmm, this looks a little like shakey ground.

aint it cool

Hindu gods? let me think:
Ganesh, Shiva, Kali, Lakshmi, durga, Sarasvati, Krishna, Laxmi, Rama, Vishnu...

that's all I can think of for now