Amusing emails

Please post any amusing emails you've had here.

I got sent this today, it amused me, so I just thought I'd share it with you all. 😉

Anybody interested in a free cat??? A friend of mine is looking for a
good home for her cat. She said it's really lovable and friendly, but her husband said the cat makes him nervous when it stares at him. He wants it out of the house.

If you know of anyone, let me know. The picture is attached.

Bobbie

all I ever get is spam lol

I've a lotsz very funny! but they're in spanish ✅

this is the most interesting email I got today 🙁...

This message is a reminder that the DVD of FULL METAL PANIC: MISSION 6 (2003) was released on Tuesday, January 6. If you would like more information, click the link below or copy the address into your web browser.

Originally posted by gabimr2
I've a lotsz very funny! but they're in spanish ✅

can you translate them?

I've already erase them 😆

I think I've one.. you speak in spanish? ✅

No I dont speak spanish, but it's no reason not to post it.

Here's another one I got

There was once a vampire called Mable
Her periods were a little unstable
But on a full moon
With the aid of spoon
She could drink herself under the table.... 😘

hahaha..I've allready erasy the mail 😮..but I think you wouldn undertand.. for some reason😇

You'd be surprised at what people can understand even in languages they dont speak...

sure.. but do you know what does "ala madre" means?.. I mean hahaha😆 sure they can.. buy I mean that they're some words that they're not included in the lenguage but we invent them .. .. 😮
and this e.mail is about all the things that we can say with mAdre....(is not mom)