What do you know about the person above you?

^ is on my screen

^A has-been, alcoholic former soccer star

^seems stoned

^Thinks I am stoned...Why?

Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of roadkill

^ thinks i am a has been alcoholic

^might be a hasbeen alcoholc.. but also.. might not..😛

^You think the pet rock was a really great idea

^ thinks jedi is a real religion

^is dissing the pet rock.
hey his name was steven stone he had hair and everything

^ is a potato

^acknowledges my potatoadge therefore is alright in my books

^ wishs they could be like me

^ thinks i am all right

^is running out of things to say

^ is also running out of things to say

^ Doesn't mind being called RJ

^thought i was funny.. then i told a joke

^ Oh, don't try to frighten us with your oobie-doobie magic, Black Helmut Man. Your evil powers talk sickens me. I laugh at you and your I'm-a-horrifying-wizard-and-I'm-going-to-get-you-with-my-mystic-potions threats of hostility. Why don't you go gather some frogs legs and eyes of a newt and conjure yourself up a potion that will get you your face back and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are?

^ dumb

^wrong