Has chips.
ate ramen
Still has a broken oven
saw my broken oven
Knows I laughed at it.
is correct
Also knows I'm upset at the cause of it.
knows Im not replacing it
Can't cook pizza.
likes pizza
Likes my new shoes.
has a new shirt too
Is awaiting an eBay item.
wants to see it
Knows I'm DYING to see it.
might see it next week
Is probably reveling in the fact that can tease me and get away with it.
knows Im awesome
Knows I'm kick ass.
might be right