Maybe a radioactive dead president
Bananas. They have them.
Has a strong spirit.. and has absolutely gorgeous eyes!
Likes to hide presents for loved ones around the house.
is going to die
Is not immortal.
EDIT: Wrong thread. I fail.
Failed.
Gender is unspecified.
Could probably use a good stool softner.
is a dancing banana fan
Total babe
Total Geek
got caught in a sauna with a horny otter
Has a shitty phone
wishes she was a little bit taller , wishes she was a baller
is clinically insane.
Would know.
Once peed on a stranger's rug.
Knows the implications of ****ing a stranger in the ass.