What do you know about the person above you?

is correct

likes to be fisted

want to be slapped in the penis

Ouch..
Wants a new set of ****

has a birthday on the exact same day as one of my friends

Having read a post by him in some about dating posters from this website he is married to a woman.

Has a low post count.

Has an awkwardly sized sig.

is thinking of changing her sig ( i like so so keep it)

is actually married to a man called walshy

was just divorced -_- due to a certain comment in another thread

owes me money

owes me child care

he used to beat me

is passed out from all the blood going to his erection

Does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance every night.

wants to see the shawl i wear for my dance

When he eats a banana, he puts his hand on the back of his head.

he was or is currently working in an oil field making the big bucks

puts to much salad dressing on salads.