What do you know about the person above you?

Started by Jesus McBurger4,573 pages

Im more of a tesla person

A flat-out hard rockin' highly devastating hopes & dreams shattering bad motorscooter.

Has no idea what the fuss about gluten is about

Craves the gluten life and has the Metallica star on his left calf

Is a handsome little bustah from down undah

is deeply passionate about the study of frogs

Is a Bart on the Outside but really a Lisa on the inside.

Is Lobo on the outside but really Evil Ernie on the inside.

Wouldd go full Cowboy Bounty Hunter but can't find a saddle to put on his 10 Speed

Goes around letting the air out of everyones bike tires.

Goes around letting the stuffing out of everyone's bike seats.

Probably would be a terrible father but a great uncle

Probably a A-Ok Earthling but a Great Venusian Gourmet

Has consumed his fair share of DMT

Likes Metal Gear Solid

Tenured Professor of Applied Superheroics at M.I.T.

He likes large breasts.

absolutely nothing

Has been sacked by barbarians more then once.

^ Was made a barista/tax attorney by The Islamic state