The STAR WARS Saga

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Ben: You can't escape your destiny, you must face Darth Vader again

LUKE: i cant kill my own father

Ben: Then the emperor has already won. You were our only hope.

Yoda spoke if another.

Oops, Yoda spoke of another.

Ben: The other he spoke of was your twin sister.

Luke: But i have no sister.

Ben: To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, that if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.

leah!!! leah is my sister!

Obi-Wan: Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down. They do you credit, but they might be made to serve the emperor.

Han: Well look at you, a general huh?

I guess someone told them about my little maneuverer at the battle of tanab(??spelling??)

Han: Well don't look at me pal, I just said you were a fair pilot. I didn't think they were actually looking for someone to lead this crazy attack.

Lando: I'm surprised they didn't ask you to do it.

Han: Well who says they didn't? But I ain't crazy. Besides, you're the respectable one, remember?

Mon Motha: The emperor has made a critical error and the time for our attack has come.

...The data brought to us by the Bothan spies pinpoints the exact location of the Emperor's new battle station. We also know that the weapon systems of this Death Star are not yet operational. With the Imperial Fleet spread throughout the galaxy in a vain effort to engage us, it is relatively unprotected. But most important of all, we've learned
that the Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of the
construction of this Death Star. Many Bothans died to bring us this information. Admiral Ackbar, please.

Ackbar: You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest moon of Endor. Although the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational, the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism. It is protected by an energy shield generated from the nearby forest moon of Endor. The shield must be deactivated if any attack is to be attempted. Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter while the fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor. General Calrissian has volunteered to lead the fighter attack.

Han: good luck.......you're gonna need it.

laff it up fuzzball