The STAR WARS Saga

Alien: (Speaks some weird alien language, didn't get the first half) Jedi poodoo!

*Moving on to an actual line*

Obi-Wan: What took you so long?!

Anakin: Oh, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked, with an open cockpit... and with the right speed capabilities...

Obi-Wan: If you practiced your saber technique as much as your wit you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

Anakin: I thought I already have.

Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

Anakin: Sorry, I forgot you don't like flying Master

Correction:

Obi-Wan: You know I don't like it when you do that.

Anakin: Sorry, I forgot you don't like flying, Master.

Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide!

Obi-Wan: Anakin! How many time have I told you? Stay away from the power couplings!

Obi-Wan: Whoa, that was good.

Obi-Wan: Where are you going? He went that way!

Anakin: Master, if we keep this chase going, that creep's gonna end up deep-fried. Personally, I'd very much like to find out who he is and who he's working for. This is a shortcut... I think.

Obi-Wan: Well, you've lost him.

Anakin: I'm deeply sorry master

Obi-Wan: That was some shortcut, Anakin. He went completely the other way. Once again you've...

Anakin: If you'll excuse me. *Leaps out of speeder*

Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does that

Obi-Wan: Anakin!

Anakin: She went into that club master

Obi-Wan: Patience. Use the Force. Think.