The STAR WARS Saga

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DEXTER JETTSTER: Well, whaddya know... I ain't seen one of these since I was prospecting on Subterrel beyond the Outer Rim!

Obi-Wan: Can you tell me where it came from? Thank you.

DEXTER JETTSTER: This baby belongs to them cloners. What you got here is a Kamino saberdart.

Obi-Wan: I wonder why it didn't show up in the analysis archives.

DEXTER JETTSTER: It's these funny little cuts on the side give it away... Those analysis droids you've got over there only focus on symbols, you know. I should think you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and wisdom.

Obi-Wan: Well, if droids could think there'd be none of us here, would there? Kamino, I'm not familiar with it. Is it in the Republic?

DEXTER JETTSTER: No, it's beyond the Outer Rim. I'd say about twelve parsecs south of the Rishi Maze. It should be easy to find, even for those droids in your archive. These Kaminoans keep to themselves. They're cloners. Damned good ones, too.

Obi-Wan: Cloners. Are they friendly?

DEX-well it depends.....

Obi-Wan: Depends on what, Dex?

dex: On how big you're wallet is.

Dex: And how big your pocket book is. HE HE HE HE...

JOCASTA NU: Did you call for assistance?

(It changes to a new scene to Obi Wan in the Jedi Council seeking guidence)

OBI-WAN: Yes... yes, I did...

Obi-Wan: I'm looking for a planet called Kamino. It doesn't show up on any of the archive charts.

JOCASTA NU- well it seems like the system u are looking for doesnt exist.

Whoa, missed some.

Rewind:

Jocasta Nu: Are you having a problem, Master Kenobi?

Obi-Wan: Yes, I'm looking for a planet system called Kamino. It doesn't seem to show up on any of the archive charts.

Jocasta Nu: Kamino? It's not a system I'm familiar with... Let me see... Are you sure you have the right coordinates?

Obi-Wan: According to my information, it should be in this quadrant somewhere... just south of the Rishi Maze.

Jocasta Nu: I hate to say it, but it looks like the system you're searching for doesn't exist.

(Continue)

Obi-Wan: Impossible, perhaps the archieves are incomplete.

Jocasta Nu-if something doesnt apear in our arcives it doesnt exist!

Some server droid: Hey! No Droids!

r2d2 - [raspberries]