The STAR WARS Saga

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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope (a few times)

Whats this ?

What is what? He asked you a question....What is that?

"Who is she? She's beautiful!"

I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir.

"I think she was a member of our last voyage, a person of importance, if I recall."

Is there more to this recording?

"Behave yourself R2, you're going to get us into trouble. It's allright, you can trust him. He's our new master!"

Some R2 whistling and beebing.

C3PO: He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of
these parts. And it's a private message for him. Quite frankly, sir I
don't know what he's talking about. Our last master was Captain
Antilles, but with what we've been through, this little R2 unit has
become a bit eccentric.

"Obi-wan Kenobi. I wonder if he means Old Ben Kenobi."

I beg your pardon, sir, but do you know what he's talking about?

"Well I don't know anyone named Obi-wan, but Old Ben lives out beyond the dune sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit. Sounds like she's in trouble, I better play back the entire thing."

Beebob Beebob (R2)

C3PO: He says the restraining bolt has short circuited his recording system. He suggests that if you remove the bolt, he might be able to play back the entire recording.

Well, I guess you are too small to run away afterall so...

*takes away the bolt*
Where is she? R2, bring her back! Play back the message!

*R2 beebing again*

C3PO: What message? The one you're carrying inside your rusty innards!

"Luke!! Luuuke!"

All right, I'll be right there, Aunt Beru!

"Here. See what you can do with him, I'll be right back."

C3PO: Just you reconsider playing that message for him.

R2: Beeb beeb.

No, I don't think he likes you at all

Beep Beep

No, I don't like you either