The STAR WARS Saga

"Dantooine, they're on Dantooine.

See, Lord Vader she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation.

WHAT???

"You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an
effective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your Rebel friends soon enough."

*panicked*
no...

"Commence primary ignition."

Are you all right, what's wrong ?

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of
voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

You'd better get on with your exercises.

"Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I
told you I'd outrun 'em."

Well, don't everybody thank me at once.

Now be careful R2.

It was a fair move. Screaming about it won't help you.

"Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid.

That's because a droid doesn't pull people's arms out of their sockets when the lose. Wookies are known to do that.

I see... I suggest a new strategy R2: let the Wookie win!

Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

You mean it controls your actions ?

Partially, but it also obeys your commands.