Crack Babies

i saw a baby on the street and i was like "hey little baby, why are you all alone on the streets at midnight? and would you believe what this baby said 'i'm trying to sell some crack man, wanna buy some? and i was like whoa wait a minute there baby...i'll take 2 ounces of those and 1 pound of that...later in my limo after smoking it all i thought...'hey! i just bought some crack from a baby"

dave chappelle is the man

dude, ur a phsyco 🙄

go to the hospital now😐

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i saw a baby on the street and i was like "hey little baby, why are you all alone on the streets at midnight? and would you believe what this baby said 'i'm trying to sell some crack man, wanna buy some? and i was like whoa wait a minute there baby...i'll take 2 ounces of those and 1 pound of that...later in my limo after smoking it all i thought...'hey! i just bought some crack from a baby"

dave chappelle is the man

yes he is ✅

then i pooped on the baby

Did you see the season opener last night for Chappelle's Show? That skit where he plays Samuel L. Jackson dressed up as Samuel Adams from the beer commericals was hilarious. I have been watching it over and over. Check it out on the Comedy Central website for the show.