This isn't exactly Dom and Pip but it's still hilarious.
Hobbits are cute. And short. And filled with joy. And they're currently charging into Los Angeles's Woo Lae Oak, a Korean restaurant that they frequent when they're in town, looking wide-eyed and curious.
Playfully jostling one another, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd enthusiastically descend upon a large booth that nearly envelops them. The fourth hobbit, Sean Astin, soon joins us to chow down on strips of meat, shrimp, scallops and mushrooms, washed down with large bottle of beer. "Hmmm, hobbits like mushrooms," Astin says sweetly with an English accent, channeling his character, Samwise Gamgee.
When Wood excuses himself from the table, Monaghan cocks his head and seizes the moment. "All right, while Elijah's away.." he says, looking over his shoulder as Wood disappears.
"He cried a lot," Astin confides, speaking of Wood's experience spending 15 months shooting LOTR in New Zealand.
"He was always crying," Astin continues as Boyd shakes his head, looking grim. "We were always consoling him."
"He missed his mom. He missed LA," agrees Monaghan. "He had a blanket that he forgot."
Astin adds, "He would say, 'I don't think I can make it, you know...'"
"'I need you guys, I need you,'" Monaghan completes the sentence with a frown.
"'Nobody understands me,'" Astin continues. "Sad, really. Pitiful."
"Am I straight? Am I gay? Why am I confused?" Monaghan says, imitating his fellow hobbit.
"Why won't Dom touch me anymore?" Astin says.
"Why do I feel this way?" Monaghan echoes.
"Why won't he look at me that way?" Astin whines. "For the first three months, it was constant attention - and now what?"
"Do you know if Billy's single?" Monaghan recalls Wood saying. "Do you know?"
Before your mind races to images of hobbits in hot homosexual embraces, (too late, buddy) a popular subject on the Internet, bear in mind the British expression 'to take the piss,' meaning to make fun in an ironic way. It'll take you a long way to understandng what it's like to be in a room with these guys.
I love Dom and Billy, they're absolutly my favorite. And they're both cute >.>
I like this one interview I saw on TV where Dom and Billy are hanging out in this resturant.
Billy: ...this is bacon, and soup, together, just like Dom and me, together
Dom: ...but not like that!
And then I always go around quoting when they stuck this peice of duck tape to Billy's chest so the mic wouldn't fuzz
Billy: they didn't ask if they could stick it on, they just stuck it on!
And then they rip it off and he cusses...yeah, those guys are great ^^b