Welcome to the KMC Sheriff's Department! Come on inside Have a donut

*calls sils then hangs up*

I hear this "Hamburgler" packs heat and has a taste for nose candy if you get my drift....we gotta be carefull

"packs heat" he steals hamburgers, what heat is he packing?

But we cannot let him harm the innocent forumites...charge!

*sends cops to daves house for prank calls* 😛

all your officers are out catching hamburger thieves 😛

well manly hes armed with side orders, but you never know he might go nuts and scrath some little kid playing in that ball tent thing

Oh no...I'm recieving word that hes stealing the happy meals!

oh, he is packing apple pies and fries... 🙄

*does it herself* 🪩

*hides from officer irene*

*D-bert Opens door to stretched Hummer for Phin* "thanks bert" " Chhh..... Come in venomfan, I'm on the way of the seen in my phinmobile stretched hummer, chh, Lance hold up command post and await my arrival, ETA in 3 minutes btw.l I'm bringing my .44" *BKK pulls the phinmobile around*

watch the leather....

I just came by to grab another donut and some more coffee.

*walks to the corner to grab a mug and a donut*

Alrigth Im here, so lets take care of this hamburlgar.

But before we do that, lets have some donuts.

donutz??!!

✅ yep, they tasty

*eats a donut*

*takes a cream donut and munches on it*