I beat up this guy R0B because I'm tired
I burned Ryans bed because hes tired
I was mugged by R0B because I have an apple toaster struddle and he dosent
I was jumped by Ryan because I stole his orange juice
I cried because My orange juice was stolen
I had to give Ryan a dollar because I stole his orange juice
I'm drinking pepsi because I'm a *****
Im drinking Mountain Dew because Im Rob
Mountian dew lowers your sperm count
No thats Dr Pepper
really?
I dont know
god damn it my toaster stroodle is gone
Sorry Ill give it back later
alright, what are you using it for?
To eat
oh, ok. so how are those hookers in egypt
Their ok, but the ones in England is better
how good are they
On a scale of 1 to 10 their a 9.86