The KMC Prom

Started by Roulette799 pages

z0mgz...it's pink cry hehe....pretteh in pink^-^ you're such a girl.

🙁 then I feel sorry for you.

Am notsneaky2 Its just pink cause the other colours made my bum look big schmoll

She likes to torment me all the timeweep She says its fun but she knows I die a little inside each time she does it to me weep

😂 even black?? O.O...black is meant to be slimming...*narrows eyes and looks at black things*

🙁 you poor lamb, you need help...and blankets...and possibly cookehs^^

But this is a prom not a funeral detective Plus I have black lingeriedodgy

I wouldnt say no to those😖hifty:

But black is sexeh ^-^ ......lingerie? hehe...someone wants some lubbin' ^-^

*hands you blankets and cookies* 😄 and about the help...well....*sends you to a therapist* ^-^ you'll be okay.

Exactly, which is why I have the lingerienahuh Not my fault if I want to make myself feel sexy every now and then weep Plus when I stole them from your drawers, you didnt have any other colours in theredodgy

I dunno, the mental scarring is pretty deepcry And the fees....I hope your paying for itwife

😂 could have sworn I had white too....you don't look hard enoughcry

🙁 poor thing....don't worry, I'll pay, like all good mothers do ^-^....
roflcakers....I'm Mist's mother o.o

I only looked in the drawer that had all the sexy outfits in it dodgy

I dont think that works, Im older than you mhm
While you're at it, can you pay for my uni fees?dodgy

*taps chin* I see....straight to the lingerie? my GOD...you hooker.

Shhh...don't question, just accept...*hands you a cookie* ^-^

I'll try 😱

It pays the billsschmoll

..yeah but...older...cant...doesnt work...🙁...cookiedroolio

Awesome 😱 *sits back, debt free* longsmokes

But you shouldn't sell your body🙁 it's wrooooooooooong....

hehe...cookies are the perfect silencer^-^

*hits your knees* get up and help me with the housework cry

I dont sell my body though, I rent itdodgy

What type of cookies are you trying to sell?sneaky2 *informs the police of a dodgy cookie dealerdisgust

But its so boringweep *makes bed* All done 😱

Rent? 😱...you are so professional cry

hey, I only sell chocolate ones 🙁...I swear.....*pushes weed under bed*

Waaaait a second...you're not done yet! *hands you a mop* time to clean the bathroom tiles^-^ make them shiny, please 😄

I learned from the besttouched

So thats where she hides it😖hifty: I mean..good, only chocolate ones...or there'll be trouble wife

*grumbles while cleaning* disgust I can see my face noww00t

Wait Im the prom queen, I dont have to do slave workmhm

cry *hugs* I'm so proud of the woman you've become.

Hey! don't go stealing my we-...erm...I mean, cookies o.o

I don't want any trouble, mister 🙁

😱 you're a great worker^-^

We all have to pitch in! cry show a little co-operation...*sniffles*

It means a lot to me touched

Im only borrowing themdodgy
Good, cause I dont want to bring itschmoll

dancing

But Im prom queen, Im supposed to dance around in prettyful dresses, not clean ugly dirty tilesweep

cry I'm glad it does, son......
yes, you are my son, although you're a woman....shhhhh...it happens.

Liar *shakes fist*

😂

hehe...Mist is Cinderella ^-^

What the heck, Im your son, yet Im a woman, and Im older than you 😂 You're crazy, but in a good waypetpet

Prove itdetective

That makes you the skanky mother 😱

😄 embrace the crazyness...you'll benefit from it 🥷
a good way? 😱 excellent *rubs chin*

*pulls photos out of pocket* what's this, ey? Mist smoking Jen's weedies! you can't return it once it's used🙁

Nah uh! 🙁 she wasn't a skank! She was a b*tch 😖mart:...oh..wait o.o...

Roulette's a skank?scared