Bad Breath Drama!

Originally posted by MC Mike
SARS in Dallas! Oh sh*t! I better get out of Houston and head... North! 🤨

omg thats hilarious!!!

😍 SPIDERMAN 😱

Tex offer her a breath mint it works all the time just pop one inmouth and say these r the best mints ever and say here you want one works all the time

Hopefully she gets into a horrible car crash and has her jaw wired shut! 👆

J/k 😉

good thing ur kidding, that is horrible 🙁

You haven't smelt her breath! 😘

😉

Breath this bad can only be from...the Twilight Zone!

*plays Twilight Zone theme*

Yeah, but make sure to have one two... that may be a little offensive.

Have you tried putting vapour rub around your nostrils like pathologists do before working on a rotten smelly corpes

yes vicks! and say your sick and sit at the far end of the table and tell her you would hate it if made her sick also...halls cough drops should over power her oder carry it for your 'cold' and constantly offer it her.

Except after 6 months she gonna think you got real bad sinus problems - which considering the alternative aint bad really!

why dont you just tell her instead of trying to come up with all those "genious" excuses. She wont like u as much but it will help her and you coz a bad breath can be a real problem for people and shell be better of going to a specialist or something..

i read the title and thought "oh dear, tex had another tuna sandwich for lunch did he..."

rofl...

Originally posted by mechmoggy
Having to pull someone on their personal hygiene is never easy, so tact is no use at all Tex.

Just tell the bint she mings and she should do something about it.

Originally posted by Matrix_man
i read the title and thought "oh dear, tex had another tuna sandwich for lunch did he..."

OMG!!! LMFAO!!! 😂

i seriously did ✅ 😂

Originally posted by Baylin
Except after 6 months she gonna think you got real bad sinus problems - which considering the alternative aint bad really!

omg bkk 😂

Im sorry 😮

😆 bkk!