_CYCLOPS_/Vampiree wedding party thread!

okay 😄

*sniff*
nobody is here...

ugh... yes indeed... even ye aren't here... damn... i'm so lonely!!!*sniff sniff*

CHEER UP ITS Ur WEDDIN PARTY!!!! WHOOHOO! *whoopdeedoo 2 liv*

🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

BURP!

my wedding party was two days ago 😄 hehehehe a bit long, eh? can't believe that it's still goin 😄

NOOOOOO!!!!! SHE DRINKS AGAIN!!!!

well you can always use the excuse that its a hindu wedding party....

and 🤨 Im not drinking again but "still" drinking

🙄

oh god... STILL drinking? oh man.. 😄😄😄

yeah real good wine and beer here 😄 🍺 🍺 🍺

they dont have a champaign smiley 😠
waaaaaaaaa

but they have a vodka one 😄 *eats the whats-left-of the vodkacake*

*sniff* *sniff* no more vodkacake? What kind of wedding is this? No vodkacake? *falls on his knees and cries* Why God why?

hehehehehehehe *mouth stuffed with vodkacake* I WON'T GIVE IT TO YE!!!!! ehehehehhehehe

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

hehehehehehe *hides the rest of it behind her back* i'm evil 😄 hehehehehehehehehe

Not as evil as me. *Runs to a room where he and El spent some quality time together*.................................................*Comes back with a plate full of vodkacake* HA HA HA HA HA. *Starts eating quickly*

hey!!!!!! where did ye get that from? i thought me and my husband took all the vodkacake!!!!

I'm good in hiding things I don't want to be found. *grabs a piece of vodkacake and puts it in his mouth* HA HA HA HA HA

ghhrrr... GIVE IT BACK!!! *steals some vodkacake from beast*

*spills hot coffee on Vampiree and takes back his vodkacake* *quickly eats all that left of the vodkacake*

ooowwwwwwwww!!!!! *throws herself at beast and starts beating him up* GIVE *punch* IT *punch* BACK *punch* DICKWHEEL!!!!

*Starts screaming* *shows his darkside (yeah; all this before was a good side)* *kicks vampiree on her back; and then starts punching her face with his evil hands* IT'S MY'N!!!!!!!!!