If you saw God what would you do

I would prbably be amazed and speechless 😱

I would say thank you first for everything

point and laugh?

OMG yerss 😠 I was going to say that 😠

I ask what he was smoking when he came up with the duck-billed platipus. ✅

😂 hahahhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd ask if he could make a retarded drone of monica bellucci that I could have sex with whenever I wanted. Then I'd shake his hand and go enjoy my new retarded sex slave.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'd ask if he could make a retarded drone of monica bellucci that I could have sex with whenever I wanted. Then I'd shake his hand and go enjoy my new retarded sex slave.

😐 wow...

omfg BF...😂 well at least your honest

Retarded? Whys that? Why not ask for a normal one....that WILL be your sex slave?

He's been dreaming of that for some time. ✅

Mech, you are so hilarious!!!!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Retarded? Whys that? Why not ask for a normal one....that WILL be your sex slave?

So after I nailed her I wouldn't have to talkt o her or anything, andf she would never object to sex with me because she wouldn't understand it. I could just nail her, and then throw her back in the closet for good keeping.

Dude, isn't that a little extreme?

thats harsh...

Yeah, I know.

😂 I think you've hit upon every mans dream partner!

Yes but instead of Monica, i would choose Britney Spears.

😖 i dunno, there's a bit of plastic in both of em

Plastic?!!

dude, they're human beings. FLESH AND BLOOD