Sexiest Asset of the Oppsite Sex

if you were a few years older i would claim you but this is the internet *jumps in time machine and comes out 18*

*jumps straigt in your arms*

well that worked well *smiles a little*

😊 all are happy...but me 🙁
I made myself sad 🙁

how'd ya do that?

*gets a mischevious look in the eyes*

all happy? bah...i'm almost permanently depressed.

I guess I will just have to stick to stalking perfect look alikes 😖hifty:

its time to drown my sorrows...🍺

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*gets a mischevious look in the eyes*

now where'd that come from?

Cheer up, Spear and Sil. You'll find the perfect one for you someday.

*joins spear* why are you sad??
from your description you got it all 😉 whats wrong??

Damned if I know...life's a b1tch

OMG all that and tanned with a sexy accent or the ability to speak french I would like throw myself at them 😮

em...bonjour?

Don't tell me girls don't throw yourself at you, Spear?

Originally posted by §pearhead
em...bonjour?

that will do 😱 *

for the most part, no...i'm pretty shy in real life, actually.

yea all ya need is confidence

just go up to a girl and say, "hey." Its not that hard.