The KMC awkward thread

yeah so ummm yeahhh uh

nice weather we're having uhhh

Uhh...yeah...so...uhh...are you going to watch the Super Bowl with me? If not that's fine, I guess.

yeah i uh crap the bed in the mornings

* Scratches head uncomfortably *

uh um uuhhhhhhhhhhh

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i um........... ahhhh..............

I don' t know what to say um.............. euh.... nice weather, no?
Maybe I can introduce myself. I' m uuuuuuum...... Storm *nods*
Yeah, that' s the name.

*turns pale* Ur.... Hiee!*Waves hand pathetically*...Gee...*whistles tunelessly*...Erm.... can I....er....get you in a cup of tea 😮 Er... No Damn *farts* Oh nevermind! *Walks away* 🙁 😮

i ah....... um........... left um....... something in the car. better um.........
go um....... get it
um......... yea......

Oh my, should I start laughing or not? But then they' ll maybe start laughing at me.... aaahhhhhggggg. Um.... what should I do... euh....
*hand palms are getting sweaty* Oh no, now I certainly can' t shake his hand
Oh god, I wish I could disappear.
Um... I have to do something... euh... a thingie... uuuum... a thingie outside, yeah, that' s it.

i........ um........... anyone see my um........... keys?

Uhm...no....well..I'd better get going...I've got this.....erm...thing I gotta go to...uhuh, yeah! I gotta wash my goldfish...yeah, thats right.. Uh...see ya.

i..... um......... need um........
do you have um.........
its um................. sorta um.......
ah............. um.............

...................Wow...this is awkward, eh?

um...........
v-ve.............ry um............... Awkward

yeah.....so is.....er. ........ ev-everyone.......good?

Uh...I'm ok....I guess....erm....how are you?? You look...uh...great.

Oh god! I spilt myself over you..oh..er..that.. is you tea...*fumbles with cloth*nnnno...no... your...not tea.... that is ... oh...*bends over, farts* 😮 sorry...*runs away* 🙁 😮

*awkward silence*

erm...are.....em......ok huh?